Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.

I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

fuckation

A vacation with your FWB (preferably somewhere tropical) where you plan to do nothing but have sex, drink, and lay on the beach.

Next week I'm heading to Jamaica for a fuckation with that booty call I met last month.

by spinnster December 23, 2008

Flarption

A function with Flarp involved.

Holllyyyy shit man that Flarption was crazy

by FARTRRSS February 24, 2022

EGG FLOATATION

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!

THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.

by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011

floatation devices

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 24, 2005

fakeationship

A fake realtionship

Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.

Person 2: It's another fakeationship.

by Snowbunny89 January 19, 2009