Flapperjack

An old or older woman who has lost her good looks or is fat, chunky, has a big butt and/or sagging breasts.

"Wow, now that I got a closer look, she's not a "Skipperjack", she's a "Flapperjack", wow, maybe even a "Lumberjack!". "Well, I went on the date and found out she's a "Flapperjack!".

female woman Skipperjack old fat ugly big booty

by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

flabberjacker

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

Flapperjack

A really really hott and yummy pancake, also a name for a strangly attractive freshman.

"Hey guys, look! Flapperjack"
"Wow, he's totally hot"
"Did you just say that about a freshman"
"Yeah, I like all men"
"LOL"

by Isabel F December 11, 2008

flaberjacked

when a woman grabs a mans ass flapps and twists as hard as possible

the first night went great I got flaberjacked so hard I couldn't sit down afterwards

by mynameistrevor February 26, 2020

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025