the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

Five knuckle shuffle

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

by Boy Roy June 20, 2008

five knuckle shuffle

Masturbating.

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"

by Bigboidave June 13, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

five knuckle shuffle

Means to masterbate

I five knuckle shuffle myself

by cadug May 16, 2016

five knuckle shuffle

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.

The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.

by Bob Memphis December 20, 2009