Fortubately

Having the good fortune of being able to masturbate. A comination of fortunately and masturbate.

I saw this hot chick on my way home and fortubately got to work on myself since my roommate wasn't home when I got there.

by Two D's August 6, 2009

fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.

Shawn fisterbated Alex.

by LabelXM July 5, 2022

fistubble

the sexual act of dipping your sexual partners head underwater and proceed to fist her so bubbles come up around her face

I'm gonna take my bitch for a bit of fistubble

by tinkertailorsoldiersailorrichm August 29, 2015

fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

Fasturbate

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

by b9xxx January 14, 2008

Fisticated

Fancy; complex

That sounds pretty fisticated.

by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

fistbiter

Someone with a big mouth alongside their small IQ #, (My Buddies Uncle)

Why do all those fistbiters listen to Jesse Jackson's concern for Terry Schiavo?

by Seth H September 17, 2005