A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.
by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012
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The beginning of newnesses.
"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)
by xmenorigins May 6, 2009
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Commenter 1:Omg, this video hasn't been out almost a minute and no one is here. FIRST! FIRST! FIIIRRRRSSSTTT!!!
Commenter 2: dudes Firstie
Commenter 2: dudes Firstie
by TalentedOnion April 8, 2021
Get the Firstie mug.Derogatory term referring to the morons who trip over themselves whilst engaging in the annoying practice of firsting in the comment section of freshly posted blog articles.
Comment #1: “FIRST !”
Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”
Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”
Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”
Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”
Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”
Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”
Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”
Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”
Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”
Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”
Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
by badmofoco November 17, 2011
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by dfurer May 25, 2015
Get the firstie mug.BRO 1: I fisted 3 girls last month!
BRO 2: Who took it the hardest?
BRO 1: Emily was definitely the Fistiest!
BRO 2: Who took it the hardest?
BRO 1: Emily was definitely the Fistiest!
by Thayneframe June 2, 2016
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