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Firing Squad

When your squad goes to a public bathroom and begin urinating at the same time, creating a loud urination noise.
After the movie Tiko and his buddies went to the bathroom and began a firing squad.
by Tiko IWNL September 3, 2018
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Firing Squad

Firing Squad (verb): The act of playing loud porn to mask the sounds of you having sex, so that your roommates can sleep soundly not knowing which is which.
Hey me and Ashley are about to bone, we're starting a Firing Squad though, goodnight.
by LowFrequencyDeity November 13, 2020
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Firing-Squad

When many people pour 1 shot each for somebody else, and make that person do all shots consecutively.
Person A: "Hey, how you feeling after the part last night?"
Person B: "Oh man I am hanging, they did a Firing-Squad on me"
by TheTrollmeister January 22, 2022
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Chekhov’s Firing Squad

A Chekhov’s Firing Squad is when a TV show or movie has almost no plot in the first several episodes, and then proceeds to pull all triggers at once. The way that this turns out is a show feeling bland, with presumably filler episodes for most of the season, though these episode actually build foreshadowing and silent plot. These small, unnoticed details go completely unheard or said, until they all hit you at once like a freight train.
“Bro, that show was a Chekhov’s Firing Squad!”
by Theomunstroa May 20, 2023
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Circular firing squad

When people with a common enemy end up harming each other instead.
"With the more conservative wing actively attacking the centrists, the Republican caucus quickly devolved into a circular firing squad."
by genius3456 September 13, 2009
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Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.
The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.
by santos miguelito September 19, 2008
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Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.
Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
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by WillieTrill May 6, 2015
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