fiapoko

samoan for “know it all”

usually used when talking about some annoying kid in class

taylor: *gives more information than necessary to a simple question*
iosefa: ah shit, here we go again.
**later that day**
taylor: why does everyone roll their eyes when i talk?
iosefa: oh, i don’t know. maybe because you’re fiapoko

by yRuruNNinG September 14, 2019

fipples

Fake nipples. A term used by breast cancer survivors to describe the fake nipples created during breast reconstruction following mastectomy. Fipples can be constructed by cutting and stitching the skin in place, taking a skin graft from another part of the body, medical tattooing, or any combination of the above. (See also: foobs.)

Now that my foobs are done I can't wait to get my new fipples! It's not as good as the real thing but it sure beats being boobless.

by Snafu Suz February 11, 2009

Fipple

The little bit of vomit that surfaces to the mouth after a particularly throaty burp.

After drinking her lemonade too quickly, Kiki fippled, burning the back of her throat.

by Uncle Joo August 14, 2010

figpop

A super fruity gay guy that you could almost inhale through your nostrils. He must be very plumpy in every way and popsicle suckable.

My grandpa is such a dirty figpop.

by hungry4markie April 16, 2023

fizpop

Occasionally, a penis will begin spewing foamy...something, rather than the casual semen. It looks like it's "fizzing", and therefore begins to "fizpop".

We shot pressurized CO2 through his dick, and it began to fizpop.

by Alex Yusupov November 8, 2007

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

fappOr

a wankOr

someone that spends too much time hassling women on the inturdnet..

by fugginbiatch November 8, 2003