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Fingerblast 

Since girls pockets are to small, they store their fresh fish in their vaginas. So when you ask for a snack, you reach into the vagina to find fresh snacks, and they call this finger blasting, as it's a blast of flavor.
Bruh me and my girl went camping and ran into this hungry massive bear. Suddenly I remembered how much bears love fish and I had this genius Idea to fingerblast my girl and feed him some fish.. That nasty vagina saved my life yo
Fingerblast by PeePee_hole October 31, 2019

Fingerblast February 

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.
“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”
Fingerblast February by __Spirit November 1, 2021

Fingerblast Mobile 

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.
Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra

Fingerblast Cuckaroony

Where a cuck (a dirty fucker who likes to watch their partner get fucking destroyed by a big black man) starts fingering the black man's asshole
Johnny finger blasted his wife's bull like a good boy he is a fingerblast Cuckaroony

Tango Fingerblast 

A reference to the popular frozen beverage, meaning to finger fuck your date whilst at the cinema.
"So how did your date go yesterday?"
"Pretty well yeah, I took her to see The Hobbit and gave her the ol' tango fingerblast!"

Finger, Fingering, Fingerbang, Finger blast, Fingerfuck, Fuck, Fucking, Sex, Cinema, Date
Tango Fingerblast by NortonLad January 11, 2015

The Jc fingerblast 

Finger blasting someone’s ass hole till it bleeds and you use blood as lubricant 😘