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fluncate

The act of placing one's flaccid penis inside an empty mason jar and filling it with liquid detergent which has been sitting for 24-36 hours in sunlight. Once jar is 3/4 full, a garden hose is sprayed into the jar as you watch shiny fun bubbles exit the jar until penis and testicles are cleansed. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend never spraying the hose directly on the genitals.
It is usually necessary to fluncate prior to and after receiving felatio from Songtan Sally.
by DEEGEEDEEBEE March 7, 2011
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Filner

1. The act of leaning in to give someone a kiss and instead, licking that person's face.
2. Forcing one's tongue into another's mouth (in an unwanted gesture).

Named after ousted San Diego Mayor, Bob Filner.
"My wife hates it when I give her a Filner, but the dog is free to do so."
by ShrinkRap September 11, 2013
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Flunk

Fail a class, course, or an entire school. Basically, you need to put a lot more effort in.
They kicked me out. I wasn't supposed to come back after Christmas vacation on account of I was flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all.
by red_hunting_hat November 13, 2016
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Filnered

To be the victim of unwanted sexual advance by an elderly, creepy individual. Especially an advance that involves face licking.
She thought he was leaning in to listen to her and instead, he Filnered her. In disgust, she had to wipe the drool off her cheek with the back of her hand.
by Sandy Eggo August 25, 2013
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Flundergumped

When you're hit in the head with a 2x4, you've done been flundergumped .
by Flundergumped April 22, 2016
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Flunk Day

A day at Knox College when all classes are canceled and students get drunk and play in a mud pit. It's a surprise and you don't know until 6 am the day of Flunk Day! There are fryers who wake everyone up with pots and pans. There are also flunk day scares...which are just mean.
Yo man, when's Flunk Day?
by Prairie Fire33 May 12, 2011
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filing a dispute

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.
AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.
by yungdairy November 22, 2018
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