This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
Get the feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator mug.combination of the word Fillatio meaning the oral stimluation of the male genitals/penis/dick and the italian word, adagio meaning slowly or at ease.
So the combination created Filagio, a slow, easy stimulation of the penis.
So the combination created Filagio, a slow, easy stimulation of the penis.
Steph: "I gave him filagio"
Lewis: "WTF that ?
Steph: "I Slowly sucked that guys dick"
Lewis: Oh nooooo not that ugly fucka, why would you give him head .... *repeated facepalm*
Lewis: "WTF that ?
Steph: "I Slowly sucked that guys dick"
Lewis: Oh nooooo not that ugly fucka, why would you give him head .... *repeated facepalm*
by Mr Niche October 16, 2008
Get the filagio mug.When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.
Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010
Get the failage mug.Often used to represent Hair-like structures on cells, but is also a good alternative for f*ck when your hurt yourself
Example 1: Wow look at that flagellum on that cell!
Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!
Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!
by Sexy Mini Stud Muffin April 26, 2009
Get the Flagellum mug.Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.
In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.
In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.
by Andy April 28, 2004
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