Figo 

Deceitful liar who is a heartbreaker ,a bearer of false tales and a broke ass
Also cunny and not straightforward

Why are you such a figo ?(noun)

Figo by Figo foster fidelis ofonmbuk March 19, 2019

Figo 

The best player in CS:GO history.
Always Headshots, never dies.

OMG another hacker, no thats just Figo

Figo by vikipedia May 15, 2017

Figo 

Athaaya’s lovely husband who says he’s weak and has a cheesy dialogue after watching little busters.

Ricky - Yo Figo why’d you like little busters?

Figo - I feel like it gives a perfect sense of bond and togetherness and how friendships must be cherished

Ricky - damn that’s some Figo type shit

Figo by Neuricc301 July 16, 2022

what the figo 

"what the fuck is going on."
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.

calc teacher: "so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."

what the figo by LINJAMIN March 5, 2009

What the figo? 

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

What the figo? by emkay27 February 13, 2010

luis figo 

Killer portugese soccer (football in Europe) player. Women like him because of his hairy legs. Apparently sex bomb.

Like the best soccer player in the world is Luis Figo.

luis figo by marta_rdg June 1, 2006

Do a Figo on it 

Figo is a monsterous muscley baby who feeds on protein and defied all odds and was conceived after his small sperm cell made it through a condom and battled past an IUD.
To "Do a Figo on it" is to do something that is almost impossible and out of the ordinary.

What do ya think mate?
About what?
Are Norwich City going to do a Figo on it and win the Premier league this year?

Do a Figo on it by Monstrous 69 May 26, 2021