alabama figging

the same thing as figging only with someone in your family.

(read in Texan accent )
Sister: HEY brother, let's do some Alabama figging tonight.
Brother: Sure thang deer.
sister: I sure does likes me some fresh ginger!

by GrotesqueAnal December 5, 2016

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

fogging nuts

Going really, really fast.

I was doing 75 and he went past me fogging nuts.

by goldbugfever September 29, 2013

Fugging

Fugging is the act of sensual and consentual sex with you and a townsfolk performed while you're visit the town of "Fucking" in Upper Austria. This is originating while they try to shamefully change their name so it isn't that much fun anymore. As retaliation, the people choose to imprint a sexual meaning on the new Name so they would never forget their glorious history.

Were on a round trip in Austria right now and i rented a Chateau in "Fucking/Fugging" tomorrow so we can do some consentual "Fugging".

by KaiserFranzJosefII November 27, 2020

moral fagging

Appeal to emotion or (argumentum ad passiones), it's an act of committing a logical fallacy by attempting to manipulate someone into agreeing or disagreeing based on emotions and not sound arguments.

Man: She was moral fagging yesterday at the debate so hard.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: She has no argument based on evidence, just emotional manipulation.

by SkyCrossbones December 4, 2017

Car fagging

Messing around with another person's vehicle (ie: wrapping victims car in caution tape, filling one's car with trees and shrubbery, placing a skate ramp on top of a person's car, etc.) If no props are available one can sneak into someone's car and turn all the dials and switches so that when the owner starts the ignition, the entire car starts going crazy (ie: wipers at full speed, heat on full blast, radio on max volume, etc.) Also, car fagging can be performed on a moving vehicle (ie: passenger grabs the keys and turns the vehicle off while driving, passenger pulls emergency brake while on the highway, etc.)

Person 1: "Hey, why is your car wrapped in caution tape, was there a crime?"

Person 2: "No. That jackass down the street car fagged me."

Person 3: "Well, I guess we have to get him back. Time to go car fagging."

by Maps of Hawaii August 3, 2007