When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.
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Fidelia is the feminine form of the Latin adjective that means faithful or loyal. It was popular among the Puritans but as people with the qualities of Fidelia have declined, so has the popularity of the name.
Fidelias are the most loyal women you will ever meet, to their parents, their boyfriends, their husbands, and their children. They never betray, never abandon, and never give up on the ones they love. Filled with compassion and empathy, Fidelias will do almost anything to help even a total stranger, anything except lie or deceive.
If a Fidelia tells you something, you know it's true, because Fidelias always tell the truth! Consider yourself fortunate if you have a Fidelia for a friend. Consider yourself the most fortunate man in the world if you are married to a Fidelia.
Fidelias are so trustworthy that they are often too trusting, to the point of being nieve. Their honest, kindhearted, and loyal natures make them especially vulnerable to being betrayed. Beware that if you betray a Fidelia, you will experience the wrath of the Almighty.
Fidelias are so beautiful and rare that most men assume they don't have a chance with one. Most men don't, but not because of their looks. What Fidelias really admire in men is their character. If you are a man of honor, don't be afraid to tell a Fidelia about your feelings for her, no matter how beautiful she is. She is attracted to men that are courageous, honorable, and value her as the rare treasure she is.
Fidelias are the most loyal women you will ever meet, to their parents, their boyfriends, their husbands, and their children. They never betray, never abandon, and never give up on the ones they love. Filled with compassion and empathy, Fidelias will do almost anything to help even a total stranger, anything except lie or deceive.
If a Fidelia tells you something, you know it's true, because Fidelias always tell the truth! Consider yourself fortunate if you have a Fidelia for a friend. Consider yourself the most fortunate man in the world if you are married to a Fidelia.
Fidelias are so trustworthy that they are often too trusting, to the point of being nieve. Their honest, kindhearted, and loyal natures make them especially vulnerable to being betrayed. Beware that if you betray a Fidelia, you will experience the wrath of the Almighty.
Fidelias are so beautiful and rare that most men assume they don't have a chance with one. Most men don't, but not because of their looks. What Fidelias really admire in men is their character. If you are a man of honor, don't be afraid to tell a Fidelia about your feelings for her, no matter how beautiful she is. She is attracted to men that are courageous, honorable, and value her as the rare treasure she is.
In all these years, my wife has never once cheated on me. She's a perfect Fidelia.
Most beautiful women are stuck up snobs, but that girl is soooooo sweet and beautiful. What a Fidelia!
Most beautiful women are stuck up snobs, but that girl is soooooo sweet and beautiful. What a Fidelia!
by Knight George January 18, 2013
Get the Fidelia mug.Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.
by Testicle Tickler June 15, 2013
Get the field shitting nigger mug.“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
Get the Wrigley Field mug.Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.
Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012
Get the Vagina Distortion Field mug.an extremely talented cockney ragamuffin comedian with razor sharp timing and the cheekbones to match, noel fielding is one half of the amazing Mighty Boosh (the other half being the fabulous Julian Barratt).
the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)
Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.
i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.
:D
the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)
Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.
i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.
:D
"noel fielding has girl hair and wears makeup...why oh why is he still so blummin' attractive?!"
"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"
"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"
"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"
"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"
"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"
"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"
by parlez April 30, 2006
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