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ficus

A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.
Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!
by Christophe H Graham September 15, 2007
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Focustration

To be focused and concentrated at the same time.
Revising for this test took extreme focustration.
by Imurbanru May 8, 2019
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ficus

A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.

The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.

A small piece of tobacco. U.S.
I'll clean the ficus from the roof.
by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005
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dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.
Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!
by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011
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ficsturbation

"That fic induces ficsturbation!"
by Sunnan April 28, 2016
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Ficus Elastica

A musical artist based in San Diego, California that (such as the plant species) is in existence to remove toxins from the environment with good vibrations and manifests a healthy output of positive energy and well being.
Person 1: Have you heard the album "The Festival of Solitude"?

Person 2: No what's that? What band is that?

Person 1: It is an edutaining album that came out in 2016 by Ficus Elastica.

Person 2: Oh okay. What's it sound like?

Person 1: The album is full of good vibrations but it also has dark, passionate and raw emotions that are profoundly soothing. That is the effect Ficus Elastica has.
by Beatsforlife July 18, 2017
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ficaste

Something you say to someone when you want them to stay fucked
Francis: Puto tou a ser violado porque jogo LoL
Gajo bacano: Ahahaha ficaste
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