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Get the Fuzzer Wuzzer mug.A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.
Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny
Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny
Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!
non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.
*signs off*
non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.
*signs off*
by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011
Get the Fezzelboker mug.A Fazzer is noun referring to a man who was attractive when he was young and remains attractive, sexy and swag even in his older age. This is similar to Zaddy, Papi and dilf, and is a title exclusive to older men.
Fazzer, pronounced Fah-zer and similar to father, also implies a tender but dominant sexual role. Fazzers are attentive care-takers who revel in knowing their needs and their partners needs are both met and satisfied.
Fazzer, pronounced Fah-zer and similar to father, also implies a tender but dominant sexual role. Fazzers are attentive care-takers who revel in knowing their needs and their partners needs are both met and satisfied.
by Kwench SG September 7, 2022
Get the Fazzer mug.The - usually derogatory, although some fetishes are said to exist - term for a female, or the genitalia thereof, suffering from such a heavy yeast infection that upon ejaculation, the sugar content of semen causes a fizzing effect.
"So how was the party? I heard you and some blonde had chemistry?"
"I'll say. I was so drunk I didn't know she was a fizzer until it was too late."
"I'll say. I was so drunk I didn't know she was a fizzer until it was too late."
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Get the jizzer fizzer mug.The 7-11 version of the morning after pill in which a young, promiscuous girl attempts to eliminate the possibility of pregnancy after a sex session sans protection by purchasing a bottle of soda, vigorously shaking said bottle, and then deftly inserting the bottle's opening into the vagina so as to create a soda geyser, meant to flush out any rogue sperm.
After Suzy's escapades in the back seat of Jim's volkswagen, she demanded that he drive her to the store so that she might purchase a fizzer kit
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