Whimsical Ferret's Foot

Whimsical ferret's foot is used to describe people who are faggots like Jason.

If you're Jason Peng, you're a whimsical ferret's foot.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 8, 2020

a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

ferret face

someone who has minimal lips and no chin

The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".

by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003

chutney ferret

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

fergietime

Extra time played in a game (esp. soccer) allegedly to allow one favoured side to score a goal and win the game. Refers to Sir Alec Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United, who are often perceived to be beneficiaries of extra time goals.

From BBC TV football presenter Gabby Logan - "They're playing Fergietime!!"

United won 2-1 with a goal scored in Fergietime.

by lovecraft69 January 9, 2010

Ferret

a kickass animal

ferrets kick ass

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

terrestrial ferret

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.

I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.

by Consicle November 29, 2014