Fenton

An Irish last name. Fentons are rare now but are just the greatest of people. They're hilarious people that care so much about other people. They are strong and independent. Don't mistake their kindness for weakness though because once you do they will get their revenge on you.
Very attractive people, typically tall with golden hair and gorgeous eyes. Love laughing and working hard for what they deserve.

"Hey, there's Fenton"
"Dude we should invite him to the party tonight!"
"He's already invited"
"Oh yeah of course! haha can't wait!"

"Aye she's cute"
"Yeah man but that's Fenton's sister!"
"That's awesome dude!"
"Yeah it is but be careful. Break her heart and we'll never see you again man"

by Khako October 20, 2014

Fenton

The terrible, sinking, feeling you get when something you worked very hard on is suddenly irreparably changed for the worst by the inconsiderate action(s) of an individual or small group.

Situational:
1. You spend all day working on that last minute assignment and after having completed it and left the room only breifly discover your pet dog/cat/parrot/liger has destroyed the fruits of your labour. This is all made worse by them trying to, in their own simple way, tell you that everything is fine.

2. The free from corporate interests social network for hospitality exchange I spent 5 years participating in just got sold out to the tune of 7.6 million without myself or the vast majority of 3 million members being consulted.

Conversational:
Person 1. 'What is wrong with you? You look sad.'
Person 2. 'I just got dumped by my partner. Completley out of the blue. They are seeing somebody else already. I feel pure fenton.'

Person 1. 'This shit is making me mad and fenton. I don't know if I should scream or puke. Maybe I'll do both.'
Person 2. 'Calm down dear. Everything is ok.'
Person 1. 'Fuck off! You did this to me!'

Horribe person (probably some kind of evil nemisis, but not a very bright one).
'I fentoned them all so hard they will be crying for a year while I count my illicit money. Muhahahaha. Muahahahaha. Hahahaha. Muhahahaha.'

by Dissapointed Free Spirit September 4, 2011

Fenton

A leader or most respected or feared of the gang

"Jordan is the fenton of the gang for sure"

by Dimarian March 30, 2017

Blake fenton

Blake Fenton is the most beautiful TikTok lesbian and the cutest girl in earth. She is super sweet and caring, but has been broken before.

She is loved by everyone and she is worth it! She is always there for you and she is super caring. She always has advise for you :)

Girl 1: she is beautiful and sweet

Girl 2: she’s definitely a blake Fenton :)

by Smilinblakefenton April 23, 2020

Fentoozler

This is a really rad song by blink-182! It is on the album, Cheshire Cat. This was released in 1995 and is the real blink!

kid 1: man, whats a good song to listen to?

kid 2: dude! listen to Fentoozler by blink

by whatever182281 April 26, 2009

Fentonize

1) To banish someone from a community because they can not be trusted and appear to be working for those who wish that community harm. 2) To remove a saboteur from a group, or community. 3) to rid yourselves of a parasite

Am I going to be fentonized now, for what I have done?

by Shasta Heart August 27, 2014

Turner Fenton

Where to start? Campus is a shithole. Populated with assholes and wannabe gangstas. Located in Brampton; thus the ethnic distribution doesn't even warrant a mention. School is run like a prison and no wonder. Walking past any one of the school’s many entrances almost guarantees a sighting of the previously mentioned assholes (what they do standing by the doors all fucking day I have no clue). These chavs think they are da shit. Most can be seen mumbling idiotic rap lyrics under their breath, usually with pants hanging from below their knees giving us all a view of their ratty underwear. Occasionally these asshats will call out obscene comments to innocent looking girls walking by, making all those with even half a brain want to slap the shit outta them. Although there are a few cool minority groups located at Turner, none are persistent enough to keep it from becoming a breeding ground for ignorant jerks and preppy bitches. As far as I can tell, the drug scene is pretty nonexistent (not a 100% sure on this one as I have spotted what looks like angst ridden punks smoking suspicious stuff in shady areas outside school property). Teachers are (for the most part) dissatisfied with their lives and determined to take out their misgivings on any and all students. With the exception of a small few, most don’t give a rat’s ass whether you are succeeding or not.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Turner Fenton.
Person 1: ...

by justanothernobody December 27, 2012