twitter feminist

A want-to-be feminist who just sits on her phone/computer all day and proclaims she's a feminist but never actually does anything in real life to change anything

Callie always complains, tweets and blogs about how women deserve equal rights, and how someone should change things, but she never does anything herself to help the cause because she's too lazy. Callie is a Twitter feminist.

by Nola37 February 1, 2015

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A sandwich? I am tired of your sexism! I am a strong and epowered women.

*WW3 starts*
Hey honey, which beer do you want with the sanwich?
.... Here it is, the Schrödinger's feminism.

by daarksideYT May 10, 2022

feminine care aisle

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.

Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.

by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Schrödinger’s Feminist

Schrödinger’s Feminist are a specific type of feminist who have a double standard. Anything in society where men hold dominance is evidence of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy and men should be demonized, meanwhile anywhere where women hold the upper ground (college education, etc) is proof women are superior and thus should be encouraged. Success of women is praised while decline of men is laughed at. Notable examples include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, some may also include Elizabeth Badinter.

Friend 1: can you believe this article? It says that male dominance in engineering and computer science is a sign of discrimination while boys struggling in school is a sign of male incompetence.

Friend 2: That's how a Schrödinger’s Feminist talks, dude.

by PeterGriffindorVoxMan July 11, 2023

Schrödinger’s Feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…

It is a typical Schrödinger’s Feminist that women were allowed to flee Ukraine but men were forced to stay and fight against the Russian invaders.

by Lenny K April 11, 2022

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Feminazicunt

A feminist who is extreme in her views, especially PC neurosis and social justice warrior’ing , but on top of that she is a major cunt., like ,” no you can’t invite your best friend you have had since high school I don’t like him”

We got Super Bowel tickets , but Terry can’t come, his wifes being a feminazicunt and says that’s her cousin’s birthday so they have to go to Pomona to the party because she hadn’t ever met said cousin and that football is sexist .

by Davedale August 16, 2019