Translates directly (from norwegian) to field mattress. A field mattress is what is used when not back at base camp (when you're out camping in the woods etc.)... Feltmadrass is commonly used in the norwegian army as a replacement for army girls who have been sleeping around.
by hadone November 16, 2006
Get the feltmadrass mug.When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth
Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.
by TheSoftestBalls January 1, 2021
Get the Air Feltch mug.A person who trolls internet forums trying to fight for a cause which they feel affects many people. However, in the end their cause is a figment of their imagination and has no bearing on reality. They continue to fight their cause despite resistance from rational thinkers.
Brian thought he was fighting for the rights of American's across the country. However, it turns out he was just a feldzpar as the cause he was fighting for didn't actually exist.
by KingOfFelt August 5, 2009
Get the feldzpar mug.Feltson is a shorthand for Felton/Watson. Tom Felton and Emma Watson are both from the movie Harry Potter. Felton plays Draco Malfoy while Watson plays the role of Hermione Granger. They met on set while filming. Both have been rumored to have dated each other somewhere along those years thus resulting to a great number of fans shipping them together resulting to numerous fan videos, fan pictures and even fanfictions, gathering legions of supporters across the world.
Feltson is also known to be the real life counterpart of the popular fanfiction fandom Dramione (Draco/Hermione), although they are different.
Feltson is also known to be the real life counterpart of the popular fanfiction fandom Dramione (Draco/Hermione), although they are different.
Those behind the scenes video from the yuleball where Tom Felton asked Emma Watson to dance suggested so much of Feltson and Dramione.
by honeyme July 31, 2011
Get the Feltson mug.A very illegal car. For example; D-turbo, bora, golf, toledo. Often fitted with bosch fuel pump which is screwed 60 turns at the red pump after 6 O'clock. These mint wagons can be seen often riping through the back roads of Ireland to ensure the Vosa would stop them with a tank full of the aul red.
They can also be spotted trying to diff at seacat every tuesday night or reeking out your typical quiet car park pretty much every night.
They can also be spotted trying to diff at seacat every tuesday night or reeking out your typical quiet car park pretty much every night.
by Dan TD-Ayee January 26, 2019
Get the Felt Spec mug.by RibbyLive November 20, 2019
Get the Charles Fultz mug.Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.
Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.
Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.
2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
by bpete1969 February 19, 2013
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