The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.
Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.
by InsertCoin April 27, 2005
by Spurlin October 26, 2008
1.-verb- the act of sucking semen from a bodily oriface for sexual gratification.
2.-verb- the act of inserting a rodent into the anus or vagina for sexual gratification. Also see girbiling.
3.-adjective- an unpleasant or foul person.
4.-noun- an unfortunate english surname.
2.-verb- the act of inserting a rodent into the anus or vagina for sexual gratification. Also see girbiling.
3.-adjective- an unpleasant or foul person.
4.-noun- an unfortunate english surname.
1.- "he died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving a ShopVac."
2.- "Richard Gere supposedly was into feltching with girbils."
3.- "Trooper Davie is a feltch."
4.- "The man signed the register as Mr. Feltch."
2.- "Richard Gere supposedly was into feltching with girbils."
3.- "Trooper Davie is a feltch."
4.- "The man signed the register as Mr. Feltch."
by Tanker Don June 07, 2006
Having sex with a girl in the ass, blowing your load in her ass, sucking the cum out of her ass and then making out with her
by Trevor Hodgson August 09, 2008
1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 19, 2005
The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.
After their 'naked lunch', Little Boy Blue Balls and his friend, 'Browny" were ready for desert.Their waiter, Rex, suggested ice-cream and cool-whip. "Lil-Boy, nothing like a cool down, after the going down that I just witnessed". "Don't be silly Rex, you know that ice-cream will totally destroy the wonderfull aroma we can all share after I rare-back and let go a 3 alarm FELTCH BELCH!
by j.r. dada March 09, 2007
1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
org.estern America
An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
org.estern America
An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 22, 2004