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Shame-Flation

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.
We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.
by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022
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fellationship

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.
"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"
by HelenHar January 30, 2007
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de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!
by Atemperman May 27, 2006
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Fellationship

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.
My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...
by Sillylala October 18, 2008
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public fellations

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.
The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.
by jdmc March 24, 2008
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Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.
I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation
by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010
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felationship

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.
She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.
by Koy November 26, 2006
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