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Oral sex performed into a man's genitalia.

felatio ratio 

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
felatio ratio by scatbrat April 16, 2009

felatio boy 

The derrogatory name that one would use to call "a male" they didn't like in particular. This "male" may or may not actually be homosexual, but will sure get laughs out of your crowd.

Term used to call out someone, a male, who you think is gay
David to Mike- Man, felatio boy, I heard you were sucking on Bills cock last evening in the locker room after the game

Boy that queer Ryan is such a felatio boy. I heard hes sucking a cherry popsicle every chance he gets.
felatio boy by Da Mothership III December 31, 2008

felatio ratio 

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!
I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!
felatio ratio by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010

felatio vetus 

Latin term meaning old head commonly associated with the fetish of receiving oral sex from someone over 60.
Of all his wild adventures, Jake's of old lady road head seemed to intrigue his friends the most.... an unquenchable desire for felatio vetus.... could be the downfall of them all!
felatio vetus by Dave Meola July 11, 2017

courtesy felatio 

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
courtesy felatio by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005