Definitions by Penelope42069

Felatino 

The act of NOT giving oral sex!

Guy: Hey baby, how about you give me a blow job?
Girl: How about FelatiNo!

Felatino by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010

felatio ratio 

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!

I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!

felatio ratio by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010