A man with a beautiful soul and handsome look. He is so kind, noble, funny, honest, generous, truthful. This man has the power of making any woman in this world fall in love with him. He is the greatest man ever.
by Z9x April 21, 2019
Get the Falah mug.1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
by Selevan May 3, 2013
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It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.
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Get the felchocracy mug.A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?
Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?
Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!
Person 2: hahaha its shit
Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?
Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!
Person 2: hahaha its shit
by BrutallySavage1234 December 12, 2016
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Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
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by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
by FupaGunt August 7, 2011
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Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''
Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
by fear the factory April 9, 2009
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