Felah 

Felah is a divine free spirit. She is layered in creativity and will inspire the deepest parts of your soul. She is beautiful and a source of radiating light you can’t help but be drawn to. I hope you have a Felah in your life.

Felah made you smile and laugh until your belly ached.

Felah by happypants November 23, 2021

felatte 

1. A latte with extra cream.

2. Felating someone after drinking an espresso.

1. One felatte grande please, I like the cream.

2. After I finish this espresso, I'll felatte you.

felatte by almo89 August 27, 2011

Coffee Felcher 

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

belly felcher 

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019

Felchers milkshake 

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

Felchers milkshake by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

felch brewing

To store semen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date

"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"

Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal

felch brewing by fantastic spastic March 27, 2010

fela kuti 

Nigerian music, band-leader, singer, and activist who founded the Afro-beat genre of music and achieved international acclaim for it. Outspoken critic of the Nigerian government. Educated and traveled through the UK and US. Released over 50 albums, mostly while he was alive.

Detractors highlight his propensity to have numerous sex partners (which led to his death from AIDS in 1997), unnecessarily long songs, and his extreme addiction to marijuana. For these reasons and his influence some call him "Africa's Bob Marley".

(In talking about the Nigerian military government) "Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood Chorus of singers: Them regular trademark!." - Fela Kuti's song "Sorrow, Tears, and Blood"

"International thief thief! ITT!" - infamously fraudulent communications company in Nigeria

fela kuti by Chimaobi A. August 27, 2006