Feel
Involuntary psychophysiological response to stimulus (information or sensory data) that is suggestive of an underlying cause. Due to the subjective and often unarticulated or inarticulable nature of "Feeling" there is an implicit acknowledgement that the propositions drawn may be incongruent with objective reality.
Iam "Your behavior has triggered a psychophysiological response that suggests that you harbor some resentment towards me. I have no way of substantiating this conclusion and I acknowledge that it may be incongruent with objective reality. That being said, the impetus behind my actions towards you is this thing that I feel. If I'm incorrect and you wish to rectify the situation, the onus is on you."
Hym "I think we go our names mixed up."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Yeah, in the 'reality' one. We called people 'flithy monkeys' and that sound like something I would say."
Iam "Oh... Well, 'oops' I guess. That's why we need an editor."
Hym "You're supposed to be the editor! You're the one who changed it! It was initially ME!"
Iam "I thought the monologue sounded something I would say."
Hym "And you would say 'filthy monkeys?' "
Iam "Well.... No..."
Hym "Idiot! You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "Hey! I can't can call people 'filthy monkeys' too!"
Hym "But you don't! That's the point! You don't do that! It's inconsistent! You ruined everything! Years of work down the drain all because you are a moron!"
Iam "Whatever...."
Hym "Hey! Where are you going!? Stupid filthy monkeys! SEE!? Doesn't that seem more appropriate?"
Hym "I think we go our names mixed up."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Yeah, in the 'reality' one. We called people 'flithy monkeys' and that sound like something I would say."
Iam "Oh... Well, 'oops' I guess. That's why we need an editor."
Hym "You're supposed to be the editor! You're the one who changed it! It was initially ME!"
Iam "I thought the monologue sounded something I would say."
Hym "And you would say 'filthy monkeys?' "
Iam "Well.... No..."
Hym "Idiot! You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "Hey! I can't can call people 'filthy monkeys' too!"
Hym "But you don't! That's the point! You don't do that! It's inconsistent! You ruined everything! Years of work down the drain all because you are a moron!"
Iam "Whatever...."
Hym "Hey! Where are you going!? Stupid filthy monkeys! SEE!? Doesn't that seem more appropriate?"
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