Fanboner

When a fanboy becomes very elated by an event within geek culture that he literally or figuratively pops a boner.

Fanboy: Kelsey Grammer has been cast as the Highfather in the live action DC universe?!?!? I have the biggest fanboner right now!!!

by elstrongo March 7, 2017

femboner

The female version of a boner.

Susan: Did you see Ryan Kwanten in that sex scene on True Blood?

Jane: Ohhhhh yeah. That dude gave me a femboner.

Susan: Ew.

by ilovetruebloodsosueme June 1, 2009

Fearmones

The scent of fear.

I can smell your Fearmones

by Nel-E-Nel February 21, 2018

Femiboner

When a female has an obsession/attraction to something or someone.

That girl has a femiboner for the Twilight Movies.

That fat chick won't stop texting me, I think she has a femiboner for me.

by Chesterton Snapdragon McFist. October 25, 2010

fartboner

The act of farting while you have a boner.

Aww man! I have a fartboner

Eww it stinks!

by AlphaCookie January 3, 2011

Fearmongering

General response used by conspiracy theorists to deny that covid is a major issue.

Intelligent person: Wear a mask, social distance and protect your grannies and grandads. Covid is a serious disease killing many people worldwide, especially older people, however there have been reported cases of babies, children and teenagers teenagers dying of the virus.

Conspiracy theorist: FEARMONGERING!

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021

Fearonary

Fear of the dictionary, not willing to go around, touch, feel, etc.

Don't worry, he has fearonary.

Why are you so fearonary.

by 9wpm July 26, 2019