Fauxgetful Attachment

"Forgetting" to add your bro to a hilarious email.

"Hey, bro, you forgot to add Bret to your stupid email."
"No I didn't."

Fauxgetful Attachment

by blake_blake March 29, 2015

FAUXGETTING

Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious April 27, 2022

fauxgetarian

"that guy". He claims to be a vegetarian but only for the reasons of self gain. Uses his vegetarian status to sit in the good seats at starbucks. He also plays up all of his green shirts as recycled. Hes a douche and is playing the system. He hangs out at the Apple store, at home he uses an HP..cheater.

Fauxgetarian: OMG I'm sooo hungry, I want a salad
Hotimpressionablegirl: Salad!? thats soooo noble and hott! Most guys are so diluted and human and normal and eat meat. lets go to dinner!
Fauxgetarian: *in his mind* hell yeah, and after you leave my house I'll eat my Jello and jerkey.

by thatruth1 July 31, 2009

Fauxment

When you share a fake moment with someone

He starred into my eyes and we had a fauxment cause i knew all he was thinking about was his girlfriend

by j03! December 14, 2009

fauxment

Delusional moments that you pretend are happening so that you can better enjoy life.

Everything was going wrong at work but I pretended I was on the beach and had a lovely fauxment.

by littherapist July 2, 2019

Fauxment

When you pretend a moment was better than it was in order to enjoy life.

My coworkers wouldn’t shut up but I pretended they weren’t there and had a lovely fauxment.

by littherapist July 2, 2019

fauxmentum

1)The deceptive feeling that you are on the rise when you're actually falling at near terminal velocity.
2) When another car slow rolls next to yours at a light and for a moment you think you're rolling backwards.

1) The crowd size gave him the feeling of fauxmentum that would never translate into enough votes to win the race.

by Dr Night August 8, 2024