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FARTIOUS (adjective)

A personal quality or characteristic of an individual who takes great pleasure in an attention getting release of noxious gas.

A FARTIOUS person will often assault others in elevators, buses, crowded cafes or a classrooms making no effort to hide from their responsibility for the assault.
That FARTIOUS S.O.B ruined my sister's wedding party.
by Saybish September 29, 2020
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factious

causing disagreement or characterized by dissent and internal disputes
While Jeff hoped his idea would bring the church members together, his plan was factious and split the church in half and ended up fucking with the financial problems, so that boy a bitch wordisbro
by javierrrrrr January 31, 2023
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fattoush

Originating in what is now modern day Syria, "fattoush" began as a derogatory term for a weak, beta, or otherwise girly man. It's current usage arose after the first man ordered a salad rather than meat, causing his friends to exclaim "ya lah min fatush sakhif" ("what a silly fattoush!" in English). Modern usage of the original derogatory meaning is now largely limited to the American Upper Midwest region.
Hey Cory, you're a fattoush!
by tumbleweaves July 24, 2019
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Faptious Day

The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.

A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.
Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.
by The Blanket Monster June 1, 2011
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GELATINOUS FATTIUS

AN OBESE MAN THAT RESPONDS TO THE TO THE ALIAS NAME OF "NETTO" WHOM PERFORMS HOMOSEXUAL MAN PLEASURES IN RETURN FOR TWINKIES AND DONUTS.
IF "NETTO" WAS A GREEK GOD HIS NAME WOULD BE "GELATINOUS FATTIUS".
by BOB1980 October 18, 2008
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fattoush

1. A commonly use alternative to the word SEX. The act of intercourse between two individuals.

2. A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied
Ah man she needs a fattoush right now
by mister miss mister September 29, 2010
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Factioust

One who uses facts to prove their point against idiotic arguments. Similar in sound to Fascist.
Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!
by Madfat November 5, 2017
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