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Hocus Fattest

When someone got so fat so fast it’s like magic
Did you see Rob? What the hell happened to that guy? Yeah he’s hocus fattest
by Big Zeke Thompkins February 3, 2022
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PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.
John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.
by Xxdarknessxx516@gmail.com October 5, 2018
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She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010
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Worlds fattest priest

the fattest priest (Father McGurthy)on the episode, “iWant a World Record”(s01e10) which sam wants to meet so bad while everyone is trying to get a new world record .
Sam:” I want to meet the worlds fattest priest firsttttt.”
Carly: “NO WE HAVE THINGS TO DO, cmon.”
by icarlyfan14 April 11, 2022
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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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who has the fattest ass in the world?

Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.
who has the fattest ass in the world? julie.
by mx_ March 3, 2022
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Fattist

A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.
Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.
by Msjames44 February 5, 2019
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