Fartification

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Catification

Catification is the art of making changes and adjustments to your home that meet the needs of both you and your cat (aesthetically and spatially). You want to create spaces that really satisfy your cat’s primal instincts and challenge them the way being outdoors does. Your cat’s instincts propel them to jump, perch, climb, play, sleep, eat, hunt, and claim their own territory. So chances are, you need to create additional spaces for them to do this. If your cat is showing signs of aggression or behavioural issues, it might be because one (or several) of their primal needs aren’t being met. Guardians need to get their cat mojo going! The key to a confident, secure, and happy cat is catering to these urges, and providing the necessary outlets for them to do so.

"I want to my home better for my cats" - "Dude, you're talking about the art of Catification!"

"My cats don't seem very happy, what should do" - "The answer my friend is Catification"

by The catman99 June 10, 2020

Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.

Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010

cooperative group fortification center the second

tf2

the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout

by smexyfemboy February 17, 2021

fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.

I always find myself in a state of fortification.

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

Ass Hatification

The act of committing an act of ass hattery

That ass hat Guy was doin some serious ass hatification by puttin glitter all over the place!

by Qsur13 November 20, 2006

Satification

The condition of being satisfied while achieving gratification (a gratuitous expression, since gratification already implies satisfaction - also an example of palinpropism).

Spending time with my cat gives me satification.

by Tarantella June 10, 2013