fartopotamous

A huge fat woman who smells terrible and rides a hoverround around Walmart coughing and bitching the entire time.

We can't get down this isle that fartopotamous is blocking the whole thing.

by shauncore December 29, 2013

fartpoop

a fartpoop is when you fart and poop at the same time making a very wet sound as both air and poopy violently rushes out of your hole.

AAAAAAAAAAA
What happened why are you screaming
*Intense fartpooping*
*Walks out of bathroom"
Dang I just had the biggest fartpoop of my life 🥵

by Shrekfart01 March 13, 2022

Fartpocalypse

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!

*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011

Fartcopter

A farting helicopter

Courtney and i drove a fartcopter to the mall. It went *poot poot poot* And it was delightful.

by Brayton July 2, 2007

fartopolis

When a bunch of people (usually guys) are in a room and then they fart periodically during this "hang out" session.

Guy 1: Dude, this plays smells like a fartopolis.

Guy 2: Yeah and it kind of smells like one of Rick's fat chick's vagina.

by Justin E. May 4, 2008

fartpops

Popsicles made of fart.
Generally derogatory.

Try my fartpops! took me two hours to make!
dude your being such a fartpop right now.

by johnthejohnlon December 29, 2011

Fart Pop

Pretty much most dubstep-like music.

"Hey dude, that new dubstep album is nothing but a bunch of fart pop."

by RuctusRudy December 1, 2016