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Dangling Farticiple

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.
by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011
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"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.
by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
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farticulation

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.
by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008
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Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.
Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.
by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010
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farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.
You contaminated my air with your farticles!
by ThreePts October 24, 2005
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Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart
those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here
by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009
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Frickle

a more polite way of saying fuck

also teachers won't know what it means
Kid: What the frickle

Teacher: The frickle you say to me you little shit?
by Biener4321 February 28, 2019
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