farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

by ThreePts October 24, 2005

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

farticulate

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.

Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.

by kemibe February 20, 2013

farticulate

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

Fartial

A bare-ass fart to the face. One part fart, one part facial.

Did you see that awesome fartial video with those brazilian chicks farting in each others mouths and shit?

by JustSqueezed April 6, 2010