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fartcorn

Popcorn that is made for the primary purpose of diguising fart odors. Note that fartcorn has the smell of normal popcorn until it mixes with fecal gases, often resulting in a slightly burnt/sour odor.
Officeperson 1: "Gross! Do you smell that?"
Officeperson 2: "Yeah, Bryan made some fartcorn to cover up his wicked gas."
Officeperson 1: "Well at least he is trying. Last week he gave 2 rows of the cube farm a major crop dusting."
by Rob Whitson April 3, 2008
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Fastcore

Fastcore is a term for fast styles of hardcore (ie thrashcore, power violence, crustcore etc). As these genres can sometimes be difficult for people to tell apart, the term Fastcore can be applied to the lot, making the labelling of bands easier.
625 and Sound Pollution are some of the premier fastcore labels in the world
by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006
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Farmcore

A style of (already shitty) hardcore that uses pig squeals to a degree such that its sound is comparable to that produced by a group of farm animals that have been given B tuned guitars.
Band: BREEEBREEEEEESQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL

Dude... turn off the shitty farmcore..
by Only True Metal October 21, 2010
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fartcork

(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.
"Sweet Baby Jesus, what IS that smell? Hast thou released.. the fartcork? Lord in Heaven deliver us from.. gAk! CAN'T.. breathe..!"
by GoinRoje May 5, 2021
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Fartcolepsy

1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart

2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.
Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol
by Asha89 January 14, 2023
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fratcore

Of or relating to the college or fraternity lifestyle. Typically what college guys do in their dorm or the frat house when they are supposed to be studying. Usually used to describe video games but can be extended to other media such as movies, television, and music. Some examples of fratcore games include: Super Smash Brothers, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and Madden.
That guy Pawel is really fratcore, he has won the last four campus Brawl tournaments using Game and Watch.
by Nikuman August 4, 2010
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FASTCORE

Although a music type much like THRASH, the term THRASH is too closly related to METAL, THRASH METAL, and the like. Don't get me wrong all mentioned above rule!!! Fastcore is a more clean sounding, usually non grinding guitars, abrasivly fast drums (blast beats), with usually mid to higher pitched screamin vocals...?
by steven May 13, 2005
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