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fartlaroid

n. 1 a small, ass-like creature with wings and a pig snout

2 the contraction of android and farter

3 a robot that farts uncontrollably
Did you see that fartlaroid run behind that tree?
by lolllll July 11, 2006
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fart alarm

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks
"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."
by Holdav May 5, 2021
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Fartalation

Verb: the act of expelling large amounts of semen from ones anus using flatulation. Experts at fartalation are able to control the release and create a giant bubble. An incorrect release will result in a frothy discharge. Created on the February 7, 2014 broadcast of the Adam Carolla Show
Alison Rosen: Is that a fart or an ejaculation?

Adam Carolla: It's a Fartalation. I butt funnel a bunch of semen and then fart it out in a huge bubble.

Alison Rosen: You know, there is an easier way to get it in.

Bald Brian: I was just going to say the same thing!

Adam Carolla: I know I tried that...not my scene.
by AcefanofColumbus February 7, 2014
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FootAlarm

When A foot is near.
Related to GAYDAR.
Kirstin: "foot!"
BB: "FOOTALARM"
Kirstin: "there's a foot in here!"
by BigBridge January 23, 2009
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fartarama

A clearly, noticeable presence of flatulence. An overpowering presence of fart stink. A powerful lingering cloud of nasty gaseous discharge.

A disgusting display of failure.

A high sense of self importance not accepted by others.

A total jerk.

A major disappointment.
Don't open that door. There's a serious fartarama circling around in there!

The pizza delivery boy left a deadly fartarama in the kitchen!

Your bulldog needs to enter a fartarama contest!

We lost the contract? This is a serious fartarama guys.

Oh he's such a fartarama, I hate him! But damn he's cute!

Yeah, he made us come in to work anyway. My boss is such a fartarama.

I know that you're going through a real fartarama just now but this two shall pass.
by tainochief November 15, 2010
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farmalarma

When someone has a lot of zits on there face and their breathe smells like shit and when they stink no matter what.
Like this girl names cherie at my school, she bugs tha shit out of me and she has farmalarma badly.....

Example: "damn you have bad farmalarma, go takecare of that dude!"
by Audrizzle November 12, 2007
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farkalarkle

a romantic jester where the male shoves his head in the woman's ass and the woman farts and he licks it up
"lets have a farklarkle babe"
of course a farkalarkle
by OLD RAT ASSCAKES August 11, 2020
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