Fapnesia

You don't have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.

"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia

by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014

facenesia

Inability to remember faces.

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia

by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

Fartnesia

1. The act of everyone in the vicinity of an odour of anal origin (OOAO) denying culpability.

2. Smelling a fart in a room/area where one is alone; yet not remembering the sensation of passing any gas.

'Everyone denied that the smell originated with them. Someone must be suffering from Fartnesia!'

'I was in my room when a foul odour of ass gas came across me but I dont remember farting- is there a plate of cheese under my bed or do I have Fartnesia?'

by obiwanshinobistrikesback January 14, 2010

Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

famnesia

The phenomenon that after eating a big meal you cannot imagine ever being hungry again.

"I know you are going to the grocery store honey, but I dont know what I want for dinner. I just ate lunch and have bad famnesia"

by Snuggs O'Dade May 22, 2008

fapnesia

a condition when you forget when you masturbated or if you even masturbated at all

Person: I'm kind horny right now. I think I'll jack off. Wait didn't I jack off earlier today? I think I have fapnesia

by capitan fap February 25, 2014

Famnesia

1. It is when you bump into a family member in public and they pretend that they do not know you and vice versa.

2. Or when you have completely forgetten someone is family.

FAMNESIA

1.
Fam's friend: Hey isn't that your cousin?

Fam's cousin: *waves ecstatically*
Fam: *looks cousin in to the very depths of their soul* Nope. Don't know them.

2.
Mother: We are off to visit your uncle (insert name here) in the hospital!
You: ....who the heck is that???

by W0rdPl@y September 13, 2016