fermitate

The redneck method for making any type of wine, beer, or liquor.

Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.

by Mike Payne July 27, 2008

farmicate

the act of having sex with an animal

guy 1: dude i just saw a vid of a girl that was farmicating with a horse
guy 2: dude, i love to farmicate. its the best and watching it is the hottest
guy 1: yeah brah

by nighthawk1331 July 23, 2009

Furminate

Furminate: verb--to use the fuzzy attachment to vacuum excess hair off of a dog.

"Dustin! Furminate the dog!"
"Ace, you harry, harry dog, prepare to be furminated!"

by Eider the Bad March 25, 2010

Farminator

A merging of a Wendy's Junior Bacon Cheeseburger and a Wendy's Crispy Chicken Sandwich. The top bun of the Crispy Chicken Sandwich is removed, and the rest of the Crispy Chicken Sandwich is placed on the bottom of the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, making the burger resemble a Big Mac.

Can also be done with a Wendy's Bacon Deluxe and a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, resulting in the Farminator Omega.

Tag line: If it's in the Barn, it's in the Burger.

I had a Farminator at Wendy's and it was awesome.

by [SmD]Frylock May 2, 2010

Fartilator

A rubber hose that is inserted into one's anus providing for the automatic passing of gas... SILENTLY.

Thanks for loaning me your FARTILATOR last night for the awards banquet. I was totally silent and no one knew it was me causing the awful smell in the room.

by King of Fun October 1, 2019

framinate

A meaningless verb that takes on the implications of its sentence.

Q Whatta ya doin' man?

A Nuttin, just sitting around Framinating.

Q What did you do when you realize you lost your credit card?

A I started to Framinate, then I realized it was in my other pocket.

by Rube Goldberg February 12, 2010

Formicate

Verb. Also as noun; formication. Creation of uneccessary and cumbersome paperwork that makes a job more costly and less effective. Formication is only one 'letter' away from someone getting screwed. Formicate is a highly suggestive term and may be used as an office pseudonym for mock progress.

"The project was going nicely and smoothly until middle management formicated it, and now has been stuck in the hopper for over six months."

by Saltrunner November 12, 2012