Fap

The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.

Fap me

by Α January 13, 2022

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

by joemammy July 20, 2019

fap fap fap

A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.

Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.

by s3ph October 14, 2007

FAP

Forever Alone Pleasure

I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend

by eiy March 10, 2015

fap on it

Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.

James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.

by Johng123 August 03, 2011

fapping

beating your penis. also known as jerking off.

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!

by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018

*fap*

The sound of a male masturbating.

See fap

Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*

by HuntressPwns January 17, 2007