fapuccino

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

Fapuchino

A blow job

Go get a fapuchino

by BDolan099 May 21, 2018

Fatochini

A fat Italian rich man of a higher social class

Guy 1 "That rich italian is a massive prick"

Guy 2 "Yeah hes a pile of lard to!"

Guy 1 "one might say he is a fatochini

Guy 2 "Ha!"

by karl pepperoni sunbro September 7, 2013

fatachino

When a car load of obese women go through the drive thru at Starbucks and order $40 worth of food and Frappacinos. The beverages are called fatachinos.

I came through the Starbucks drive thru on my way to work but there were a car full of cunts getting fatachino in front of me. This is taking forever.

by SargentRocks December 4, 2016