Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

fagistic

In reference to the doctrine of fagism

Fagistic beliefs are more common than ever among the American population.

by Joseph A. Brinkman, PhD November 6, 2004

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Solo-femistic

The gross public discrimination of solo female diners at a restaurant. May be displayed in various ways such as seating the solo diner in an inferior location... Such as near the kitchen entry, on a bar stool at the bar for dinner, out the back in staff break-out area.

"We gave The Ivy a dining experience rating of 0 stars after they behaved in a solo-femistic manner" National Geographic Traveller

by Wordisticated January 1, 2015

famtastic

When you talk about your fam and how fantastic they are.

Fam #1- I can't wait to hang out.
Fam #2- Whenever we hang out, it's famtastic.

by taddy_paddy September 25, 2016

Fantistic

Basing things on a fantasy..

Fantistic... Believing in fantasy as real life experiences. Basing your beliefs on fanasty.

Thinking I can have the same life as Cinderella..
I'm not optimistic or realistic. I'm fantistic. Believing my life can be a fairy tale.

by Unicorn Skittles September 7, 2019

Fascistic Fibrosis

A mental illness typically spread through liberal media and democratic politicians. Symptoms include but are not limited to: favoring or enforcing strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom through use of violence, gas lighting, or false allegations to get innocent people fired, impeached, or imprisoned. Other symptoms include calling everything you disagree with racist, posting ACAB on your social media, burning down a city for "justice". It's typical for sufferers of Fascistic Fibrosis to project their own fascism, racism and sexism onto others.

Known cures: none

Treatments: swift kick in the ass, realization of their terrible decisions after its too late.

Known super spreaders: social media influences, democratic politicians, antifa, and blm.

Man I think Joe Biden caught Fascistic Fibrosis from Kamala Harris. Wasn't he supposed to be moderate and bring us together?

by just-call-me-deep-throat July 26, 2021