a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Professor Falkenmug. by Alex_Jones_they_are_watching July 1, 2020
Get the falkenmug. 
by Alex_Jones_they_are_watching June 29, 2020
Get the falkenmug.