Falienate

To both Fail, and Alienate your friends and peers at the same time.

Fail + Alienate = Falienate.

"Dude, I shit my pants in class yesterday... Needless to say I faliented all of my friends".

"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".

"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".

by Jawful May 1, 2011

filename2

that one glitched out piece of shit that always exclaimed "oH jEePeRs Y OU FOunD mE" even if you found him 500000000 times before, so basically he's annoying as fuck
he lives in baldi's office for some really fucked up reason
no one actually knows why h's in baldi's office but I bet that he has sex with baldi at night it's like the only reasonable answer so please don't sue me

person 1: "hey did you see baldi and filename2 making out last night?"
person 2: "hell yeah that was lit"

by ccookiecrumbs September 28, 2018

falegalegal

Illegally driving over double-yellow lines to leave and re-enter a carpool or HOV lane on the freeway.

"Ugh, these cars in the carpool lane are driving really slow."

"Just bust a falegalegal and go around them."

by HappyHaunt13 May 3, 2006

Facenapalm

A response to a statement or action of epic stupidity with disastrous consequences, where a simple facepalm will not suffice...

Astronaut Alpha: Damn space can of Spam, I thought it was our NASA can opener, I would never have pressed the big red button if I had known it was the ships airlock release.

Astronaut Beta: FACENAPALM

by Caplinski The Great September 1, 2011

flenard

A non intelligent human being. Usually tend to be douche bags.

flenards....Usually people named

Alex
Ronny
Zoran
Mikey

by Opheeelyahiney January 10, 2012

Facenapalm

A gesture made when someone does something extraordinarily stupid. Much stronger than a facepalm

Man: Can you get herpes from a foosball table?
Woman: *Facenapalm*

by Amorae January 11, 2011

falina

pronounced fa - LAINAH if you want to piss her off
very good at fillet'n a fish
sings randomly
a curry-based life form, consumes it at every occasion
an all star pun-dit
cutest person you'll ever meet

falina is out the door and to the city, but she has a bottle to brush her teeth, she's not coming back.

by nick exotic April 28, 2020