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facenoob

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...
Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever
by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009
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by Jacob Chan January 7, 2008
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Facenovela

Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.
Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:

I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.

10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.

Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.

Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.

Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.

Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.

10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.

Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

adios!
by freelove36 May 21, 2009
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faleclan

The gay version of faze clan

Made by the Kael, (aka kutie kael) who is not a fking boat so fk off already and stop reading this sht. Anyway they do like trash music videos and gaming videos
Hey, look it’s those faleclan idiots
by Falebigboi July 24, 2019
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Fy faen

Norwegian phrase popularized by the teen-drama "Skam". A rough translation into English would be "Holy shit" or "Holy fuck".
"Fy faen, jeg elsker deg."
by luisifuentes May 28, 2018
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fakenency

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".
"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."
by Katrina J. January 28, 2008
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faen

Faens førrpulte hælvettes førbainna fettes jævelskap!!
by faen sjøl! October 8, 2003
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