failgasm

The act of failing an orgasm.

It was going great with her; then I had a failgasm and left.

by oldlordmonkey June 1, 2011

FAILgasm

1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary

(Guy 1 trips and falls)
Guy 2: FAIL! AHAHHA
Guy 3: Dont have a FAILgasm dude

by Whinston masterfield III February 2, 2010

Multiple Failgasm

A new lever of fail; something fails so epic-ly that it becomes a Failgasm; something fails sexually

(Shaun:)
Hey, did you know that they have an anime blow-up doll at Spencer's?

(Tyler:)
Really? Wow, now that's a fail.

(Shaun:)
Yaah! They also have a midget and a Paris Hilton doll!

(Zack:)
That's more than just fail, that's a Multiple Failgasm!

by xYamakunx May 23, 2009

Failgasmic

An adjective describing:

1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.

2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.

3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.

1: Dumbass guy: "dude, let's shoot some BB guns at these sodas we've been shaking all day."

Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"


2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"

You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"


3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.

by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009