Failologist

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

Fail Blog

An awesome site that has pictures and videos of epic fails.

-Dude, have you checked fail blog recently?
-Yeah, that guy got owned!!

by Jsol January 2, 2009

Dear FAIL Blog

As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.

Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.

Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009

Fail blog

1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work

1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?

2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.

by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009

Failblob

You meant to type in Failblog on google just looking for a cheap laugh however, you made a typo and typed Failblob instead. You saw this urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked it. Surprise.

Alright, lets find some funny things. Google search, Failblob.

by MrWildPants April 21, 2011

failblob

A shapeless blob of human flesh that is just utterly, totally filled with fail. In fact, a failblob is so filled with fail, the person in question fails to realize they are failure personified. They think they are full of charm, full of good ideas, and full of win. But they're not. They are full of lard, full of shit, and full of fail.

Rob Ford is the ultimate failblob.

by cynicalidealist May 21, 2014

FailBlox

FailBlox AKA Roblox, is a word used by blocklanders use to make fun of Roblox.

Guy A:LOL i tried playing roblox, it hurt me.
Guy B:You mean FailBlox right?

by Gikon November 14, 2007