Count Fagula

The Twilight interpretation of vampires that sparkle, that completely kill the look of vampies.

Edward Cullen ie: Count Fagula head of the Twilight vampires

by bosoxfan1990 May 16, 2010

Count Fagula

A person who dresses in the vamp fad. Derogatory.

"Look at all those little Count Fagula 5th graders"
"They just look emo to me"

by oRANGuTANG3ooo September 4, 2009

Count Fagula

Anyone who ever said they were a vampire. Known to eat heads, and be EXTRA-EMELY gay!!!

Guy 1: Count Fagula is coming!!!!

Guy 2: COVER YOUR BUTT!

John Mc-fagget the vampire: shut up.

Guy 1 and 2: OOOH!

by White Brown March 11, 2010

Fagula Rasa

Fagula Rasa: (`fagyoola `rossa) n. a person one instinctively suspects of being homosexual, but who gives no outward indications of sexual preference at all- not totally effeminate and never exhibiting any of the commonly recognized mannerisms and affectations associated with homosexuals, like a blank slate, but nevertheless giving one the gut feeling that the person in question is gay.

"I get the strange feeling that Bob is gay, but I don't really know why. He's an enigma, a real fagula rasa."

by JohnnyInfidel January 2, 2012

Count Fagula

A super homosexual vampire who Masturbates to blood

That Vampire is such a Count Fagula

by SirFagulaTheVampire January 19, 2017

Fagula

The comb on a rooster.

And I need my roosters to do what I want I grab them by their fagula.

by CharlottesDictionary January 14, 2019

Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )

Okay Count Fagula ! You do you.

by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024