fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

faggoteering

verb; the act of being faggotish. outwardly projecting said faggotishness onto others, whether you have the right or not

Look at Brandon, he's out faggoteering!

by Mary S. October 7, 2005

Fagometer

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.

I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.

by KIutchy November 29, 2009

faggoteer

Someone who will advertise their homosexuality with flying colors constantly, but will not admit to said orientation when questioned by judgment authoritys.

Ian likes to pose for the camera, wear makeup, hug guys for attention, and dance around you in a festive mannor.

Concerned citizen: stop prancing around, your glitter is getting in my eyes

Ian: whatev sister

- Ian is a faggoteer

by Butkus November 30, 2006

fagorter

fagorter is someone that is a Member of the LGBT Social Network Site fagOrt.

The word fagort should now have a new meaning, this word as I found out is used to call someone "faggot" and that word should not bother anyone that is gay. We are proud to be gay and we should tun that word around.

If you are ever called that, just ask the person what the word really means.

1. Look at that pencil-pusher, he is a total fagorter

2. The fagorter Light's the fire, we need it to start a fire

by Owner of fagort Social Network May 2, 2011

faggoteer

Noun; Person that engages in faggoteering. A faggoteer by default is "out of the closet," but is more homofabulous than the generic "fag."

Steve is such a faggoteer, but my goodness he's fabulous!

by Josh and Mary November 10, 2006

faggoteer

one who has sex with gay people.

Go to hell, you fucking faggoteer.

by bread infection December 5, 2009