A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.
My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist
My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist
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Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.
I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.
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Get the Fagmetron mug.A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.
or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.
or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.
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The word fagort should now have a new meaning, this word as I found out is used to call someone "faggot" and that word should not bother anyone that is gay. We are proud to be gay and we should tun that word around.
If you are ever called that, just ask the person what the word really means.
The word fagort should now have a new meaning, this word as I found out is used to call someone "faggot" and that word should not bother anyone that is gay. We are proud to be gay and we should tun that word around.
If you are ever called that, just ask the person what the word really means.
1. Look at that pencil-pusher, he is a total fagorter
2. The fagorter Light's the fire, we need it to start a fire
2. The fagorter Light's the fire, we need it to start a fire
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