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Yagometer

A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.

* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.

My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist
by Ronzula May 15, 2008
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Fuglometer

A device for measuring Fugliness. Measures in Fuglitons and SI/m3 (Suicide intent per metre cubed)
"Hey Mark is that a Fuglometer there?" Answer "No why?" "Well you know we could use something to start conversation and we are in a pretty icky part of town."
by gnujunkie December 18, 2011
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vagometer

Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.
I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.
by scorpioeric October 14, 2009
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Fagmetron

A person with a dull personality that is a fag.
Go away! You Fagmetron!
by Wetchup May 15, 2009
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Faffometer

A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.

or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.
by Ger_-ger October 26, 2009
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fagorter

fagorter is someone that is a Member of the LGBT Social Network Site fagOrt.

The word fagort should now have a new meaning, this word as I found out is used to call someone "faggot" and that word should not bother anyone that is gay. We are proud to be gay and we should tun that word around.

If you are ever called that, just ask the person what the word really means.
1. Look at that pencil-pusher, he is a total fagorter

2. The fagorter Light's the fire, we need it to start a fire
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Fagometry

Another word for being gay

When a person gives off gay vibes

When someone says something gay
Shut tf up with that fagometry

He's trying to use his fagometry on me
by Project money November 14, 2018
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