faeces

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 7, 2003

faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper November 6, 2007

faecsis

a post grad thesis that ruins your life until you finally finish the fucking thing, and can commence blocking out every memory of having done it in the first place.

Particularly useful in sms text or online chating.

And hows your faecsis coming along?
Ugh...dont even ask....

by Sophie Basil February 23, 2009

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

faeces muncher

one who munches upon poo possibly for amusment, nutritional value or large financial gain.... not forgetting to help save the walrus

"munch that faeces and I'll let you have my mahunay"

by pouip December 1, 2003

fecus

a slang word combining fecal and fetus.

crap baby.

by pip December 2, 2003

faecism

Faecism is a political system in which all members belief in the political theory of shit; in that politics are shit. All members of the Faecism party believe that politics are generally shit, consist of shit and will always be shit. The term "faecism" is derived from the word "faeces" or "faecal matter" meaning shit.

I believe in Faecism.
I believe politics are shit therefore I am a faecist.

by Chris Isleet March 24, 2008